Published: May 16, 2008 09:42 am         

Argus Hamilton for 05-16

HOLLYWOOD—God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Archbishop Desmond Tutu said Wednesday he agrees with Barack Obama’s minister Jeremiah Wright’s sermons which denounce America. Here we go again. If Barack Obama has to distance himself from one more minister he’s going to be the next president of Israel.

John McCain was invited to make a guest appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s to give the program balance. The show already has a Hillary Clinton impersonator and a Barack Obama impersonator and they needed a Republican impersonator.

Democrats shocked Republicans by winning a GOP congressional seat in Mississippi on Tuesday. It’s the third safe seat the Republicans lost this year. President Bush has become so toxic that the Russian Security Services just named a tea bag after him.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. He can be reached for speaking engagements by e-mail at argus@argushamilton.com.