Published: May 21, 2008 10:03 am         

Argus Hamilton for 05-21

HOLLYWOOD—God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Bush suggested in Egypt Sunday that Americans should drive more fuel-efficient cars. Not everyone is sold on the idea. The other day a pedestrian in West Hollywood was hit by a Prius and he had to go to the hospital and get it removed.

Hillary Clinton went to church in Kentucky on Sunday where the pastor preached about adultery. Everyone was embarrassed. You’d think that when the Secret Service called ahead they would be able to tell the church secretary which Clinton was coming.

Senator John McCain appeared on NBC’s Saturday Night Live last weekend where he performed in sketches in which he poked fun at his old age. It’s important that he’s a good sport about it. John McCain was named after John Adams but not long after.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. He can be reached for speaking engagements by e-mail at argus@argushamilton.com.